My lab explorations

I like the laboratory in my clinic. It's a fun place to play and there are often treats to eat, like some yummy canned food. I also like the sink because it's a fun place to play.

That retchid green thing

There is someone taunting me. It's small, green and sometimes it goes into ears so my doctor's can look at the little men inside. Well, my little men tell me to kill this green thing but it never wants to die. It shape shifts into different sizes and lengths just to bug me. When I think I've killed it, it comes back again and starts harassing me. One of these days I will end it all.

The thing!!!

Hello all my faithful readers. I have taken a little hiatus after my neuter. I wasn't as over it as I thought. Because of my lack of writing, I will be doing a number of blogs today. Hopefully you will find them useful in the future.

My favorite pastime is jumping on things. I wasn't much of a jumper in my younger days but I've developed a liking for it recently. It also helps that I'm bigger now. My nurses have a table that they are using and it's the perfect height for me to get on to. It also allows me to climb onto the tub and the counter.











One day there was this "thing" in my way. I jumped up onto the table as usual and this thing made a horrible noise and sprayed air in my face! Well!! I can tell you that I was not impressed. And it didn't go away. And my staff!!! The nerve of these people. They took pictures!!! I of course, being the curious type, tried to find out what this "thing" was. Well if I ever meet it again, I will teach it a thing or two about picking on Lil' Joe.

My resting places

I can't help it!!! A nice, warm, newly vacated bed is just soooo nice.

I'm Back!!!

My faithful readers, I'm sure you have noticed that I haven't written in a while. I have been recovering from a terrible injustice. I was.....neutered. It was an awful experience, one that I hope I never have to repeat. My staff, they...I can't even say. It's too awful for words. But I am fully recovered and carrying on as usual. I do however have some posts to catch up on.

My Neuter!!!

Yes, the sadistic people took pictures of me at my most vulnerable moment. I will show them to you, my public, but please don't show me sympathy. I have come to terms with the whole ordeal.

I have gotten back at my people. I have become a "holy terror" as they like calling me. I have been climbing on counters, getting into things, breaking stuff and so on. It has been quiet liberating. I suggest that all you cats out there start being "brats."

Hee hee hee!!! Ain't I a stinker? But you have to admit, I do

look good on camera.

Receptionist for a day!!!

I was the receptionist Tuesday night and I helped my staff greet people and book appointments. I was such a good receptionist.











Here I am at the computer looking up client information.

This is me booking appointments for my doctors.

This is me calculating prices on the calculator.

Okay, so I lied about helping out the receptionists. I was sleeping on the job. I'm sorry!!! It's hard and tiring being me.

But honestly, this last picture is really me working on my blog. I swear.

My awesome, fantastic weekend!!!

I just got back from a busy weekend! One of my doctors took me home with her for a sleepover. It was fun!!! She has two little people living with her and a big dog. I try to play with the dog but she doesn't know how to play with a little kitten like me. I play with the little people; they're fun. We play hide and seek all the time and chase the toy. I have my very own room and it's sooo big!!! I even have a sandbox when I'm there!!! It's a lot different from home. There are different smells and different things to explore and lots of neat hiding places.

When I was smaller, I went to different people's homes every weekend. All my staff would take me home and cater to my every whim. A lot of the places had other animals that I could play with and some of them didn't. I've been every where for such a small kitten.

I have my own suitcase that I bring with me. It has all my food in it and my yucky medication. It has stickers on it. I like my suitcase.

I love going visiting. Meeting new people and new cats and dogs. Being in a new place is exciting. But nothing beats coming home to my own bed, my own sandbox, my own food dishes and my own staff. Ahhhhh...nothing beats being a clinic cat.

The Bath!!!

Okay, I know I'm a dirty little kitten. I sneak into tight spaces and play in my sandbox. I get covered in dust and dirt, but I like it. It's fun!!! And I know I don't have the best cleaning habits but what can I do about that!!! I didn't have a mommy to teach me that stuff. But to degrade me and treat me like that!!! The nerve. The people *gulp* gave me a bath today.





I was having a quiet content day, wandering around, snooping, playing with the animals that were in for surgery, when all of a sudden my nurse picked me up and put me in the tub!!! You can imagine what I thought at that moment!!! How do I get out. And I tried to get out. I didn't stop trying!!! All that wetness and the coldness. I shivered so hard I thought my little stripes were going to fall off.

I don't know how long the torture lasted but it felt like hours. Finally she lifted me out and put me on a towel and started rubbing me all over. I was still shivering but I was warming up. At last she put me down and I was able to survey the damage. Luckily nothing was missing (except my pride). One thing's for sure, I'll never let her do that to me again!!!

Cashmere

When I moved into this lovely resort, I had a big brother. His name was Cashmere. I wasn't allowed to play with him at first because I was really sick and they kept me in a small metal box. I didn't see him very much because he stayed in his comfy bed. Once I was healthy they let me meet him.

He wasn't too impressed with me at first. He didn't like me crawling all over him and biting his ears. That was okay with me; I was happy to have someone like me around. I was only allowed to play with him a couple times a day because I would also explore the hospital and the people didn't like that very much. I could fit into tight corners when I was little.

Cashmere warmed up to me after a while and would start playing with me. He taught me some things, like how to walk around the people's feet when they were busy and how to beg for food. He was an old cat and knew many things.

One day he didn't come out of his room in the morning. I looked for him around the hospital but couldn't find him. The people seemed a little sad. I heard one of them say that Cashmere had passed away. I didn't know what that meant then but I think I do now. He went to a better place, a place where there are cat beds everywhere and lots of catnip and mice. A place where cats don't go hungry and where they're all loved. I think it's called cat heaven.

I miss Cashmere. He was a good big brother and I love him very much. Hopefully one day I will see him again and we'll play together and eat side by side. Until then, I have to count myself lucky that I am in a good place and that I have a good memory of a wonderful friend.

Yucky Medication!!!

The people are giving me some medication to help make me feel better. They say it tastes like creamsickles but I think it tastes yucky. I get it three times a day but sometimes they forget to give it to me the second time (yessss). It's orange and looks like flourescent pumpkin juice. But it doesn't taste like pumpkins (even though I've never tasted pumpkin juice.)

Sometimes they give me some yummy wet food afterwards. That makes me feel better and gets the yucky taste out of my mouth.
See, I don't really like the medication.

I've been on alot of medication to try and help me get better. There have been pills and other kinds of disgusting liquid medications. This is the worst so far.

I know they love me but I keep telling them that I feel fine. I play fine and I chase things fine. Oh well. Maybe someday I'll be a healthy little kitten and they won't give me any more disgusting medications.

The New Cat

Yesterday was an exciting day for me. I made a new friend!!! Her name is Clover and she lives with someone called Debbie. I think that is one of my phone staff. She answers the phone for me and takes my appointments. Clover was in a little metal box and she couldn't get out. She said that she didn't mind because she was nervous being away from home.

Clover is a funny looking cat. She has long pointy ears but they hang down beside her face. She is round and has really big feet. She also has a little fluffy tail.

She was eating something she called hay. I tried a little piece of it but it didn't taste very good. She also had some water in her box that I wanted to try but I couldn't reach it.

I wish she could have come out of her box to play with me. We could have had so much fun together. Debbie took her home around lunch time. I miss her but I hope she will come back soon. Maybe then we can play together. I could show her some great hiding places.

My toys!!

I love my toys. Me and my toys have a special relationship. Anything can be my toy. Sponges, combs, ear tips. I live in an animal hospital!!! The world is my catnip pillow!!! I love chasing dogs and jumping on them. That's the funnest thing to do because their reaction is so funny!!! Some dogs get all excited and start playing with me; others want to eat me :(
I'm not afraid of them though!!! I can take them on!!!

Today I discovered the tub. It's a fun place to play, with dark hiding spots and dangly things. The kennel boy put me in there. I also found my sponge!! I love my sponge.

I always find comfy places to sleep. The people laugh and call me funny names when they see me. I love sleeping on Dr.Uttings desk because she pets me. It's so nice to be petted; but only when I'm in the mood for it.

The people take lots of pictures of me. They took lots of pictures of me when I was little. They were afraid that I was going to die because I was sick. They took very good care of me and made me that Kitten that I am today!!! (they call me a brat, monkey, bozo...you get the picture)

Well, my little paws are getting tired from all this typing. Until next time, meow!!!

The First Day

This is my new project. I don't have much to do here so I have to entertain myself in some way. I may be just a kitten, but I know all!!! Like how the comb wants to kill me!!! I spent my morning today showing it who's boss. Hopefully it'll learn from it's mistake and never brush me again!!!

I have some yummy wet food today. It tastes good, like mice and fish. MMM. The people here feed me good. I think I'll stick around for a while.

I discovered this fantastic new toy today!!! It's squishy and I can bite it and chew it!!! I love it!! I don't know what it's called but I see the people use it for things. It doesn't talk to me but that's okay. That just means that it doesn't hurt when I play with it!!!