The Animals

I'm hunting animals. Mostly lions. They're my favorite. My receptionist keeps them in a small baggie and she eats them too. I've never eaten an actual animal before. They taste different than my regular food. Hopefully I'll be able to hunt them again. They were good.

There are different methods of hunting when you are hunting different things. When I hunt the small "sample bags" of kitten food, it works best when I run and leap on them. When hunting my treats, I knock them off the desk. That way they're stunned and they can't fight back. When I hunt the animals, my receptionist holds them still for me so they can't run away. I like this hunting the best - it's easy.